The Best Advice in Any Situation

they put this up in my school library

I’m gonna steal the girl scouts of america

YES.

Spoiler Alert.

Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.

Despite all my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage.

Little known fact: I won the swimsuit contest for three years in a row when I was growing up!

Nicolas Cage as Albert Einstein

The best part is that I would be doing myself.

i laughed so hard that i cried.

Really? Because I think you cried because you know it’s the truth…

yum yum oatmeal

I’d like to point out that the tags are: #nicolas cage, #kittens, and #lesbians